Progressive! Disney Announces Third Animatronic From The Left on “Carousel of Progress” is Transexual

In a bold move, today Disney’s classic “Carousel of Progress” ride has turned into the “Carousel of Progressive” as they have announced the third animatronic from the left is a proud transexual.

Disney CEO Bob Iger has released a statement reading, “We here at Disney are always trying to keep up with the times, and when people asked us to have an LGBT character, we knew this is exactly what they meant”.

Of course, it isn’t just all talk. The ride itself has been updated so that the animatronic himself screams, “I AM TRANSEXUAL” at random intervals at least once per ridethrough.

Let’s all give Disney a hearty round of applause for this brave idea!


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